feels like a monday.

Let me set the scene for you.

We've just shown up to the office and are chit chatting as we normally do before 9:00 a.m. rolls around.

I'm turned around from my desk eating my breakfast for the morning when Hailey questions, "Are you wearing two different shoes?"

yes ladies {and if there are any gentlemen out there} this is what I looked down and saw.

Please tell me how in the world this happened?!?

All of my shoes are in a basket behind my couch and so sometimes ruffling through it to find the right shoes can be a challenge if I'm in a hurry....BUT I WASN'T. I even left a few minutes early today.

You'd think I'd look at myself in the full length mirror {that is sitting RIGHT next to my front door}, but I guess not.

I think I'll give myself my own DAD {Dumb Ass of the Day} award.

I'm just glad I could give everyone at work a good laugh...God knows we all need it right now!

DAD award.

Well it’s time for another Dumb Ass of the Day award!

Since I’m the first person people see when they walk in to the office I’m usually the one to answer all the questionable questions.

I’ve been working here for 3 1/2 months now. I thought if you went to college you were at least somewhat intelligent. I thought that OU had raised their standards enough to weed out the lack of common knowledge. Well think again.

This award goes out to all of the students who come into the office (on the 4th floor) and ask where room 306 or room 822 is? REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Are college students REALLY this dumb now days? You can’t even figure out that 306 means it’s on the 3rd floor?!

822 = 8th floor 

My response  of “it’s on the 8th floor” is always combined with a “did you just really ask me that” face.

Maybe Dr. Boren needs to raise those standards just a notch higher…..

Thanks you for letting me rant. And thank you students for giving me something to laugh about on almost a DAILY basis!

DAD and I don't mean Dad.

Lately, I've started to give away DAD awards. (Dumbass of the Day)

Today's DAD award goes to

Yup, that's right Jake the bachelor. I mean really, how is ABC so good at portraying his inner most douche-ness?

If you watched the episode Monday night, my friend and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD when he swung his leather jacket over his shoulder as he walked on to the plane with his aviators. We both looked at each other and said "did that really just happen"?

And since when did he learn to ride a motorcycle? Wouldn't that have been something they emphasized about him when he was on The Bachelorette? I think they made him learn to drive one so it upped his "cool, bad boy image".

I wish they would have just played up his dorkish side and everyone would have fallen in love with the nerd. But instead I cringe every time I hear an awkward phrase come out of his mouth during his one-on-one sessions.

Oh and Jake...for future reference

NEVER UNBUTTON THE 3RD BUTTON. NEVER!

Thanks for being my Dumbass of the Day! I needed a good laugh!