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As I’ve mentioned before reality TV is one of my guilty pleasures….not normally the “game show” types {except bachelor/bachelorette}, but more the “lifestyle” types.

I’m a HUGE fan of all of the “Real Housewives of…{fill in the City}”, except Atlanta.

I’ve been watching the 3 part post finale special of RH of New York. I’ve only seen 2 of the 3 episodes so far and they are insane. Completely annoying, but utterly fascinating. It still amazes me that grown women do nothing but yell over each other.

 

I ran across this article today on omg! {it’s a part of yahoo}. Totally hilarious and true!

20 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE REAL HOUSWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY

1. Hate is part of the ecosystem on Kelly Bensimon's planet.
2. Systematic bullying is never OK. Nor are incoherent YouTube videos.
3. Gummi Bears are narcotics.
4. But they aren't a processed food. Again, on Kelly's planet.
5. Ramona Singer is "a little bit" psychic.
6. Sonja Morgan is made of awesome.
7. Women in their 80s shouldn't wear ice-skating outfits.
8. Or crash island getaways.
9. Brooklyn has a Fashion Weekend.
10. A chef is a cook.
11. Gotham magazine will hire anyone.
12. Making lemonade out of lemons is hard.
13. Alex McCord is a better woman when Simon is off-camera.
14. Bethenny Frankel has no poker face.
15. Andy Cohen has the patience of a saint and the skills of a lion tamer.
16. A monogrammed gift bag is a sure sign that someone is trying to kill you.
17. "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about," is music-producer speak for "we'll just Auto-Tune away that soul-killing sound that keeps coming out of your face."
18. Posing nude is a good way to teach your children...something. Possibly shame.
19. Jennifer Gilbert is either too sane or too dull to be a real Real housewife.
And finally...
20. Money can't buy you class.

Do you have any other wise lessons learned from this season of RHONY?