if.

If I were a month, I’d be July. The 4th is my favorite holiday.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 7:00pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.

 
If I were a direction, I’d be South (It's always warmer)
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be the most comfortable couch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be wine.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond. (who doesn't want to sparkle like that?)
If I were a tree, I’d be an evergreen (they never die)
If I were a tool, I’d be a cordless drill. (they can do so many things)
If I were a flower, I’d be a peonie.
 
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the summer sun.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be sage green.
 
If I were an emotion, I’d be happy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be the cork popping from a champagne bottle.
If I were an element, I’d be... um, checked the 14 different definitions of that....I'll just say pass.
If I were a car, I’d be a Lexus hard top convertable.
If I were a food, I’d be sushi.
If I were a place, I’d be bora bora.
If I were a material, I’d be chenille.
If I were a taste, I’d be a brownie.
If I were a scent, I’d be honeysuckle.
If I were an object, I’d be a leather handbag.
If I were a body part, I’d be eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be....how could I really just choose 1?
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be black Louboutin pumps.

What would you be?

from Glamorous Newlywed